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    Playoffs: Selfdestructobust Pounds John's Team

    Week 15

    • Selfdestructobust
    • 12-2
    • Weekly Grade: A-
    • 119.6
    • John's Team
    • 9-5
    • Weekly Grade: C
    • 81

    Selfdestructobust got the highest point total of the week from Odell Beckham Jr. (30.30), destroying John's Team 119.60 to 81.00. Selfdestructobust has done a good job of putting teams away early, collecting six blowout wins on the year. Someone check the temperature of Selfdestructobust. They've been on fire, winning their last four matchups in a row. Selfdestructobust makes it three in a row against John's Team, following up a 129.88 to 88.56 shellacking in Week 13. Adding insult to injury, John's Team had two starters score zero points (Cam Newton and Andre Ellington). John's Team ended the regular season in fourth place with a record of 9-5. With a scoring average of 96.65, they also placed fourth in the league in that metric. John's Team will start their vacation earlier than they hoped, as they lost their only postseason game.

    Top Players

      • Odell Beckham Jr.
      • 30.30
      • Drew Brees
      • 27.20
      • Demaryius Thomas
      • 18.30
      • Marshawn Lynch
      • 15.80

    Smooth Moves by Selfdestructobust

    • Even the Wright brothers would be proud of this aerial performance. Odell Beckham Jr. had 30.30 points, the highest WR score of the week and the seventh-highest WR score in the league this season.
    • Expect to see some trade offers for Drew Brees. He ranked third in the league in scoring with 27.20 points.
    • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Marshawn Lynch. He had the fifth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 15.80 points.
    • C.J. Anderson put the team on his back with 9.60 points, the 10th-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
    • This is the bar, and this is the team jumping over it. Selfdestructobust had 5 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.

    Toyota Roster Tune-up

    • John's Team should get prescription glasses. At least we assume that's why they didn't bother reading the expert articles from the Toyota Hall Of Fame.
    • John's Team tried to fight through 2 of their 9 starters getting zeros, but could not overcome it.
    • The RBs on John's Team let them down, getting outgunned by the RBs on Selfdestructobust 25.40 - 10.30.
    • Only 4 of the 9 starters on John's Team underachieved this week, but they still lost.
    • Jimmy Graham could not reach his projected point total, scoring only 67.0% of his 12.98-point projection with 8.70 points.

    What If

    • If Selfdestructobust played John's Team every week, they would be 9-6 this season.
    • Selfdestructobust would have beaten six other teams besides John's Team this week.
    • Selfdestructobust would be 7-5 if they played the same schedule as John's Team.
    • If Selfdestructobust had played every team in the league each week, they would be 95-38.
    • Besides Selfdestructobust, John's Team would have been defeated by three other teams this week.
    • Timing really is everything. Selfdestructobust would have lost to John's Team 115.24 - 104.80 had they played each other last week.
    • If they played the same schedule as Selfdestructobust, John's Team would be 10-2.
    • If they played every team every week, John's Team would be 79-54.

    Game Notes

    • John's Team has lost six times and three of them have come to teams who beat their scoring average in that matchup.
    • Selfdestructobust had the week's largest margin of victory (38.60 points) for the fourth time this season.
    • Selfdestructobust led the league in scoring for the sixth time this season with 119.60 points.
    • Selfdestructobust has won four straight games, the longest current winning streak in the league.
    • U. G. L. Y. You ain't got no alibi, this was ugly. John's Team lost by the biggest margin of the week for the first time this season.
    • Selfdestructobust had two starters score more points than the highest-scoring starter for John's Team.
    • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Emmanuel Sanders needs to step it up! He scored 5.30 points against a projected 13.41 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
    • Josh Gordon did little to help Selfdestructobust, underperforming versus projections for the third straight game with 4.80 points against a projected 9.48.
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