Consolation: ShitsAboutToGetDandy Pounds Marshall Law

Week 16

  • ShitsAboutToGetDandy
  • 11-3
  • Weekly Grade: B
  • 122.95
  • Marshall Law
  • 8-6
  • Weekly Grade: D-
  • 52.65

ShitsAboutToGetDandy pummeled Marshall Law 122.95 to 52.65 behind Kirk Cousins, whose 37.85 points were the highest point total of the week. It was an epic playoff victory, and the 70.30-point margin of victory is the sixth-highest in the league this season. This is a repeat performance for ShitsAboutToGetDandy over Marshall Law, after a 120.20 to 81.35 shellacking in Week 10. On top of the loss, Marshall Law had several starters score zero points.

Top Players

    • Kirk Cousins
    • 37.85
    • Javorius Allen
    • 22.40
    • Jarvis Landry
    • 20.10
    • Delanie Walker
    • 14.90

Smooth Moves by ShitsAboutToGetDandy

  • Added Kirk Cousins, who paced the league in scoring with 37.85 points, the second-highest of any player on ShitsAboutToGetDandy this season.
  • Put WR Randall Cobb on the bench, where he scored 4.70 points, fewer than any WR in the starting lineup.
  • Jarvis Landry scored 20.10 points, the sixth-highest WR score in the league this week.
  • With 14.90 points, Delanie Walker had the fourth-highest score of any TE in the league this week.
  • Apparently playing within themselves was good enough. ShitsAboutToGetDandy won despite having only 4 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Remember this moment, Marshall Law. This is the moment where you turn your team around and start managing like someone worthy of the Hall.
  • This is how people lose everything in casinos. Marshall Law thought their luck would change and went back to the well with the Denver Broncos Defense. However, they scored 5.00 points against a projected 9.67 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for Davante Adams during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in six straight games after scoring 7.20 points against a projected 11.45 this week.
  • Marshall Law needed more points from the QB position, where ShitsAboutToGetDandy beat them 37.85 - 5.95.
  • Marshall Law was faced with 3 starters coming up empty in points.

What If

  • ShitsAboutToGetDandy would be 12-4 if they played Marshall Law every week.
  • Besides Marshall Law, ShitsAboutToGetDandy would have beaten only three other teams this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, ShitsAboutToGetDandy would have defeated Marshall Law 114.05 - 71.80.
  • ShitsAboutToGetDandy would be 8-6 if they played the same schedule as Marshall Law.
  • If ShitsAboutToGetDandy had played every team in the league each week, they would be 104-64.
  • Besides ShitsAboutToGetDandy, Marshall Law would have been defeated by six other teams this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as ShitsAboutToGetDandy, Marshall Law would be 8-6.
  • If they played every team every week, Marshall Law would be 77-91.

Game Notes

  • The margin of victory was the sixth-largest in the league this season.
  • The tragedy of being an underachiever is that Marshall Law knows what they should be, but reality keeps telling them that they're wrong. They scored 52.65 points against a projected 77.13 and underachieved for the ninth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
  • Look here. We're gonna put any recollection of this week in a box, we're gonna lock it up, and we're gonna toss that thing in the ocean. Marshall Law was last in the league in scoring and had their lowest score of the season with 52.65 points.
  • Although ShitsAboutToGetDandy won, it was no thanks to Doug Martin, who scored 8.50 points and has now scored below his projection in five straight weeks.
  • With 14.30 points, Marshall Law got the lowest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.
  • They may need to check dentals records to identify this victim. Marshall Law had their worst loss of the season, losing by 70.30 points.
  • Marshall Law is now 2-4 in blowout games, including losses in their last three such contests.
  • ShitsAboutToGetDandy ups their record in blowout matchups to 5-0.
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