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    Chicago Hitmen Clobbers Pissing In The Brees, Tacks On Seventh Straight Win

    Week 9

    • Chicago Hitmen
    • 7-2
    • Weekly Grade: B+
    • 126.8
    • Pissing In The Brees
    • 3-6
    • Weekly Grade: D
    • 70.12

    Chicago Hitmen got the second-highest score by a player this week (37.66 points) from Andrew Luck and crushed Pissing In The Brees 126.80 to 70.12. Having won their last seven straight, Chicago Hitmen is just plain unbeatable now. Following a 114.14 to 103.72 win against Saddam Poostain, Pissing In The Brees saw their scoring shrink this week. Both teams left points off the scoreboard in this one, as Chicago Hitmen started one player with zero points and Pissing In The Brees also served up one. Pissing In The Brees (3-6, 942.66 points) sinks into 10th place while Chicago Hitmen (7-2, 1,191.18 points) remains in first place.

    Top Players

      • Andrew Luck
      • 37.66
      • Joe Flacco
      • 23.32
      • Alfred Morris
      • 22.90
      • Antonio Brown
      • 21.40

    Smooth Moves by Chicago Hitmen

    • With 37.66 points, Andrew Luck ranked second in the league in scoring this week and had the fourth-highest score of any player on Chicago Hitmen this season.
    • The 22.90 points scored by Alfred Morris was the fourth-highest score of any RB in the league this week.
    • With 21.40 points, Antonio Brown ranked fourth in the league in scoring among WRs this week.
    • T.Y. Hilton scored 13.10 points against a projected 10.15 and has now overachieved in four straight games.
    • Chicago Hitmen won even with Eddie Royal in the starting lineup, who didn't score any points.

    Toyota Roster Tune-up

    • Yes, your team could have been better. But if you haven't gotten behind the wheel of the bold new Camry yet, that's your real missed opportunity.
    • In the midst of a season-low in scoring, Kelvin Benjamin also did not meet his projected points (1.80 points scored versus 9.28 projected) for the fourth time this season.
    • It's times like these when it's important to support your players when they're down. So move the mouse pointer away from the DROP button. Zach Ertz scored a season-low 0.40 points, 6.2% of his projected 6.50, which is his lowest percentage of the year.
    • Gotta hit rock button before you can start to rise. It was a season-low 3.60 points for Marques Colston this week. It was also a season-low for his performance versus projections, reaching only 51.5% of a projected point total of 6.99.
    • Of the 10 starters on Pissing In The Brees, 7 underperformed versus their projections.

    What If

    • If Chicago Hitmen played Pissing In The Brees every week, they would be 8-1 this season.
    • Besides Pissing In The Brees, Chicago Hitmen would have defeated six other teams this week.
    • Had they played each other last week, Chicago Hitmen would have defeated Pissing In The Brees 179.52 - 114.14.
    • If they played the same schedule as Pissing In The Brees, Chicago Hitmen would be 6-2.
    • If Chicago Hitmen had played every team in the league each week, they would be 80-19.
    • Besides Chicago Hitmen, Pissing In The Brees would have been defeated by eight other teams this week.
    • Pissing In The Brees would be 4-4 if they played the same schedule as Chicago Hitmen.
    • If they played every team every week, Pissing In The Brees would be 38-61.

    Game Notes

    • The margin of victory of 56.68 points was the largest in the league this week and third-biggest in the league this season.
    • Chicago Hitmen is on the longest active win streak in the league, winning seven straight games.
    • Pissing In The Brees had 70.12 points, their season-low.
    • With the win, Chicago Hitmen remains undefeated in blowout games this season with a record of 4-0.
    • Pissing In The Brees lost in a blowout. They are now 2-2 in blowout matchups this year.
    • Wow, they were beaten down like they owed somebody money. The margin of victory of 56.68 points was the worst loss of the season for Pissing In The Brees.
    • Chicago Hitmen is leveraging their draft well. This week they got 77.3% of their points from players they drafted.
    • Chicago Hitmen is in first place, the second week that they have sat atop the standings.
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