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    Goons Beats Its Rodgers Time, Tacks On Third Consecutive Win

    Week 5

    • Goons
    • 3-2
    • Weekly Grade: A-
    • 110.92
    • Its Rodgers Time
    • 2-3
    • Weekly Grade: C
    • 90.84

    Goons earned their third straight win when they defeated Its Rodgers Time 110.92 to 90.84. They got a lift from Arian Foster, who led the team with 29.20 points and the Green Bay Packers Defense who got 22.00. Goons has been racing to the top like a rocket during their win streak. They've moved from ninth place to fourth since Week 3. They're doing it by scoring a lot of points and they own the second-highest overall point total in the league, averaging 106.04 points per matchup. Its Rodgers Time falls to sixth place with a 2-3 record. Goons has now run over Fighting Showalters (114.80 to 91.54) and DR (118.32 to 59.50).

    Top Players

      • Arian Foster
      • 29.20
      • Aaron Rodgers
      • 24.24
      • Green Bay Packers Defense
      • 22.00
      • Marshawn Lynch
      • 17.70

    Smooth Moves by Goons

    • Looks like somebody has an eye for talent. Acquired the Green Bay Packers Defense, which exceeded their scoring projection by 202.6%, the third-highest percentage in the league.
    • Not the best, but in the conversation. Arian Foster ranked fourth in the league in scoring this week with 29.20 points. It was also the second-highest score of any player on Goons this season.
    • Made the right move in benching Pierre Garcon, who had 2.30 points, the lowest total of any starting WR on Goons.
    • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and A.J. Green have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked 10th in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 13.10 points.
    • Goons won despite having only 4 of their 9 starters exceed their scoring projection.

    Toyota Missed Opportunities

    • Its Rodgers Time should get prescription glasses. At least we assume that's why they didn't bother reading the expert articles from the Toyota Hall Of Fame.
    • Left Pierre Thomas on the bench, where he scored 23.20 points and beat his projected point total by 206.5%, the second-highest percentage in the league this week.
    • The Seattle Seahawks Defense has now underachieved in four straight games after scoring a matchup-low 1.00 point against a projected 9.38.
    • Should have started Jason Witten, who underachieved, but still had more points than the starting TE with 5.90 against a projected 6.58.
    • All that glitters is not gold. Picked up Eddie Royal, who scored 4.00 points against his projected 7.90.

    What If

    • If Goons played Its Rodgers Time every week, they would be 4-1 this season.
    • Besides Its Rodgers Time, Goons would have defeated six other teams this week.
    • Had they played each other last week, Goons would have defeated Its Rodgers Time 118.32 - 114.18.
    • If they played the same schedule as Its Rodgers Time, Goons would be 2-2.
    • Goons would be 31-14 if they played every team every week.
    • Its Rodgers Time would have lost to seven other teams besides Goons this week.
    • If they played the same schedule as Goons, Its Rodgers Time would be 2-2.
    • If they played every team every week, Its Rodgers Time would be 19-26.

    Game Notes

    • Goons won by scoring 110.92 points, their lowest winning score of the season.
    • Goons is on the longest active win streak in the league, winning three straight games.
    • Goons beat their scoring projection for the fourth time this season by scoring 110.92 points against a projected 100.47. They have now overachieved three weeks in a row.
    • Speed, strength, agility, vision, and intelligence. It was all on display this week when the RBs on Goons collectively had their best week of the season with 38.10 points.
    • This is the biggest margin of defeat of the season for Its Rodgers Time.
    • Goons overachieved and improves to 3-1 when doing so, while Its Rodgers Time fell short of their projection. They are now 0-3 when scoring less than expected.
    • The 20.08-point margin of victory by Goons was the second-biggest win in the league this week.
    • Its Rodgers Time scored 90.84 points, ranking them ninth in the league in scoring.
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