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    Slob Grinds Out Win over Landis, Adds To Their Pain

    Week 5

    • Slob
    • 4-1
    • Weekly Grade: B+
    • 109.06
    • Landis
    • 2-3
    • Weekly Grade: B
    • 105.86

    Slob left it all on the field in this one and put up the highest point total they've scored this season, slipping by Landis 109.06 to 105.86. Landis has had a bad run and is on a three-game losing streak. Landis was coming off a 96.70 to 74.28 loss against Jew Mayo and saw their scoring improve this week. Landis (2-3, 496.50 points) steps into fifth place while Slob (4-1, 468.40 points) remains in third place.

    Top Players

      • Peyton Manning
      • 40.96
      • Demaryius Thomas
      • 34.60
      • Andre Ellington
      • 26.40
      • Tony Romo
      • 23.96

    Smooth Moves by Slob

    • Added Demaryius Thomas, who exceeded his scoring projection by a matchup-leading 155.7%.
    • Tony Romo scored 23.96 points against a projected 19.00 and has now overachieved in three straight games.
    • With 14.40 points, Vincent Jackson ranked eighth in the league in scoring among WRs this week.
    • Apparently playing within themselves was good enough. Slob won despite having only 4 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.
    • Slob won even though all three of their RBs scored below their projected points.

    Toyota Missed Opportunities

    • Landis may have missed the opportunity for a win, but they gained an opportunity to be mercilessly taunted by Slob. 
    • With 3.90 points against a projected 5.40, Zach Ertz did not meet his projection for the third straight game.
    • It's times like these when it's important to support your players when they're down. So move the mouse pointer away from the DROP button. Percy Harvin scored a season-low 3.40 points, 35.0% of his projected 9.72, which is his lowest percentage of the year.
    • Of the 9 starters on Landis, 6 underperformed versus their projections.
    • Rashad Jennings could not reach his projected point total, scoring only 43.8% of his 16.42-point projection with 7.20 points.

    What If

    • If Slob played Landis every week, they would be 3-2 this season.
    • Besides Landis, Slob would have defeated five other teams this week.
    • Had they played each other last week, Slob would have defeated Landis 80.48 - 74.28.
    • Slob would be 1-3 if they played the same schedule as Landis.
    • If Slob had played every team in the league each week, they would be 20-25.
    • Landis would have lost to three other teams besides Slob this week.
    • Landis would be 2-2 if they played the same schedule as Slob.
    • Landis would be 23-22 if they played every team every week.

    Game Notes

    • When the going gets tough, the tough are supposed to get going. However, Landis stalled out again and extended their losing streak to three games.
    • At 3.20 points, the margin of victory was the smallest in the league this season.
    • Don't you hate that guy that always has to one-up everybody? Landis scored 105.86 points and lost. It is the third-highest losing score in the league this season.
    • Peyton Manning led the league in scoring in the loss. He also had the highest score of any QB in the league this season with 40.96 points.
    • With a combined 49.00 points from their WRs, Slob got their highest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.
    • With 109.06 points, Slob had their highest score so far this season.
    • Slob remains undefeated in close games this season, improving to 2-0.
    • Landis falls to 0-2 in close games this season, remaining winless.
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