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    Jew Mayo Picks Up Win Against Landis for Fourth Straight Win

    Week 4

    • Jew Mayo
    • 4-0
    • Weekly Grade: C
    • 96.7
    • Landis
    • 2-2
    • Weekly Grade: D+
    • 74.28

    Jew Mayo took advantage of 23.30 points from Randall Cobb and 17.10 from Matt Forte to get the win over Landis 96.70 to 74.28. The rest of the league should be embarrassed as Jew Mayo continues their perfect season. Following a 104.14 to 99.32 loss against Worm Hat's, Landis saw their scoring drop substantially this week. Landis (2-2, 390.64 points) drops to sixth place and Jew Mayo (4-0, 404.02 points) remains in first place.

    Top Players

      • Randall Cobb
      • 23.30
      • Matt Forte
      • 17.10
      • Alfred Morris
      • 15.00
      • Nick Novak
      • 15.00

    Smooth Moves by Jew Mayo

    • With 23.30 points, Randall Cobb had the third-highest WR score of the week and the sixth-highest WR score in the league this season.
    • With 15.00 points, Nick Novak, who Jew Mayo picked up this week, beat his 8.03-point projection by 86.8%.
    • The 9.00 points scored by the San Diego Chargers Defense, which Jew Mayo picked up this week, beat their projected point total of 5.97 by 50.8%.
    • Matt Forte put the team on his back with 17.10 points, the sixth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
    • With 13.60 points, Jimmy Graham had the fourth-highest score of any TE in the league this week.

    Toyota Missed Opportunities

    • Remember that thing Landis did instead of reading the expert articles from the Hall Of Fame? Shouldn't have done that. 
    • Picked up DeAngelo Williams, who scored only 30.6% of his scoring projection, the lowest percentage on the team.
    • Acquired and started the Chicago Bears Defense, which then finished last on the team in scoring with 3.00 points.
    • It was not a good week for Landis at TE, where they were beaten 13.60 - 3.30.
    • The 5.20 points scored by Rashad Jennings was a season-low for both scoring and for his performance against projections. He reached only 45.8% of his 11.35 projected points this week.

    What If

    • If Jew Mayo played Landis every week, they would be 2-2 this season.
    • Besides Landis, Jew Mayo would have defeated three other teams this week.
    • Jew Mayo would be 2-1 if they played the same schedule as Landis.
    • If Jew Mayo had played every team in the league each week, they would be 20-16.
    • Landis would have lost to seven other teams besides Jew Mayo this week.
    • Timing really is everything. Jew Mayo would have lost to Landis 99.32 - 98.30 had they played each other last week.
    • Landis would be 3-0 if they played the same schedule as Jew Mayo.
    • Landis would be 18-18 if they played every team every week.

    Game Notes

    • Jew Mayo was able to cover the 6.57-point spread in the win.
    • What good are running backs if they are running backwards instead of forwards? The 23.60 total points by the RBs on Landis was their smallest RB output this season.
    • Landis had their lowest output of the season with 74.28 points.
    • Jew Mayo had two starters score more points than the highest-scoring starter for Landis.
    • Landis had their largest margin of defeat this season.
    • Jew Mayo is at the top of the standings. This is the second week this season that they have been in first place.
    • Jew Mayo was able to win despite putting up the smallest point total of any winning team in the league this week.
    • Jew Mayo underachieved in the win, improving to 3-0 when failing to reach their projected points this season, while Landis falls to 1-2 when scoring below their projected points.
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