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    Jew Mayo Tops DR, Undefeated in the Series

    Week 11

    • Jew Mayo
    • 8-3
    • Weekly Grade: C
    • 87.08
    • DR
    • 5-6
    • Weekly Grade: D
    • 74.8

    Jew Mayo clinches a spot in the playoffs after taking down DR again, this time by a final score of 87.08 to 74.80. This week, Tom Brady was the winning factor, picking up 20.08 points. It was a bit of a drop-off from the 23.80 points Jimmy Graham got the last time these teams played. This is the tightest victory for Jew Mayo in two head-to-head matchups. They defeated DR 117.74 to 78.88 in Week 2.

    Top Players

      • Tom Brady
      • 20.08
      • Matt Forte
      • 17.50
      • Drew Brees
      • 16.50
      • Jeremy Maclin
      • 15.30

    Smooth Moves by Jew Mayo

    • Wisely sat Ben Roethlisberger this week, who had 13.48 points, the lowest QB score on the team.
    • Jew Mayo won despite having only 2 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.
    • With 17.50 points, Matt Forte ranked fourth in scoring among all RBs in the league this week.
    • Tom Brady led the team in scoring for the sixth time this season with 20.08 points.
    • Wow, I guess RBs really don't matter much. Jew Mayo won even though both of their RBs scored below their projected points.

    Toyota Roster Tune-up

    • DR should have scored more than 87.08 in order to win. That's Hall Of Fame level insight. 
    • Well, that's embarrassing. Left Russell Wilson on the bench, where he ranked seventh in the league in scoring with 26.22 points.
    • Picked up Coby Fleener but left him on the bench, where he scored 14.40 points and exceeded his scoring projection by 113.6%, the sixth-highest percentage in the league.
    • All that glitters is not gold. Picked up the New England Patriots Defense, which scored 3.00 points against their projected 6.43.
    • Lost to Jew Mayo, which had their lowest-scoring week of the season.

    What If

    • If Jew Mayo played DR every week, they would be 9-2 this season.
    • Jew Mayo would have beaten three other teams besides DR this week.
    • Jew Mayo would be 6-3 if they played the same schedule as DR.
    • If Jew Mayo had played every team in the league each week, they would be 61-38.
    • DR would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
    • Timing really is everything. Jew Mayo would have lost to DR 105.48 - 101.92 had they played each other last week.
    • If they played the same schedule as Jew Mayo, DR would be 2-7.
    • If they played every team every week, DR would be 32-67.

    Game Notes

    • It was the second time this season that DR has had the lowest score in the league.
    • Jew Mayo did not cover the 22.34-point spread, winning by 12.28 points.
    • Two of the starters for Jew Mayo scored higher than the leading scorer for DR.
    • DR got smallest total score from their RB position of any team this week with 15.20 points.
    • Jew Mayo won even though DR performed better against their scoring projection. DR scored 73.5% of their 101.77 projected points, while Jew Mayo recorded 70.2% of their 124.11-point projection.
    • Jew Mayo won despite failing to reach their projected point total, improving to 4-3 when doing so. DR also failed to reach their point expectation and falls to 1-5 in such games.
    • The 87.08 points scored by Jew Mayo was the lowest winning score in the league this week.
    • Greg Olsen performed well in the loss by having the fifth-highest score of any TE in the league this week with 6.10 points.
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