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    Goons Overwhelms Haun, Series Tied at One Game Apiece

    Week 11

    • Goons
    • 7-4
    • Weekly Grade: A-
    • 109.9
    • Haun
    • 3-8
    • Weekly Grade: D
    • 74.82

    Goons recorded the second-highest score this week and annihilated Haun 109.90 to 74.82. Goons can rest easy for the remainder of the season after they clinched a playoff spot with the win. A win is a win, but this one tastes just a bit sweeter for Goons who gets revenge for an 88.04 to 82.22 loss to Haun in Week 2. On top of the loss, Haun had a starter score zero points (Dwayne Allen). Goons (7-4, 1,146.00 points) remains in third place while Haun (3-8, 1,025.18 points) stays down in ninth place.

    Top Players

      • Jay Cutler
      • 31.30
      • Eddie Lacy
      • 23.40
      • Alshon Jeffery
      • 19.50
      • A.J. Green
      • 18.70

    Smooth Moves by Goons

    • Not the best, but in the conversation. Jay Cutler ranked third in the league in scoring this week with 31.30 points. It was also the fourth-highest score of any player on Goons this season.
    • Benched RB Bobby Rainey, who scored fewer points than any RB in the starting lineup with 0.40.
    • Heath Miller, who was picked up by Goons, scored 7.10 points against a projected 4.52, topping his projection by 57.1%.
    • Goons had 7 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.
    • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and A.J. Green have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked fourth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 18.70 points.

    Toyota Roster Tune-up

    • Yes, your team could have been better. But if you haven't gotten behind the wheel of the bold new Camry yet, that's your real missed opportunity.
    • This is one of those mistakes that you continuously think about for ten years. Did not start Andy Dalton, who scored 28.00 points to rank sixth in the league in scoring.
    • All that glitters is not gold. Picked up the Detroit Lions Defense, which scored 4.00 points against their projected 7.15.
    • At the QB position, Haun got outscored 31.30 - 6.32 by Goons.
    • Matthew Stafford did not meet his 18.50-point projection this week, the fifth time that's happened this season. His 6.32 points were also a season-low.

    What If

    • Goons would be 8-3 if they played Haun every week.
    • Goons would have beaten seven other teams besides Haun this week.
    • If they played the same schedule as Haun, Goons would be 6-3.
    • If Goons had played every team in the league each week, they would be 65-34.
    • Haun would have lost to six other teams besides Goons this week.
    • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Goons would have lost to Haun 129.20 - 58.28.
    • Haun would be 6-3 if they played the same schedule as Goons.
    • Haun would be 37-61-1 if they played every team every week.

    Game Notes

    • Haun has lost eight times and six of them have come to teams who beat their scoring average in that matchup.
    • Despite playing on the losing team, Eddie Lacy ranked 10th in the league in scoring with 23.40 points against a projected 13.23 and has now beaten his projection in four straight games.
    • Despite being on the winning team, Pierre Garcon had a season-low 0.60 points against a projected 7.07 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
    • With the big loss, Haun remains winless in blowout games this season, falling to 0-2.
    • Goons improves to 3-1 in blowout games this season.
    • Goons had the second-highest point total in the league this week.
    • The margin of victory was the second-largest in the league this week.
    • With 74.82 points, Haun ranked eighth in the league in scoring this week.
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    Fantasy MasterpiecesWeek 11

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