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    Unlikable Rhombus Puts the Kibosh on The White Mamba to Claim the Top Spot in the League

    Week 5

    • Unlikable Rhombus
    • 4-1
    • Weekly Grade: B
    • 103.04
    • The White Mamba
    • 4-1
    • Weekly Grade: B-
    • 94.58

    Unlikable Rhombus earned their third win in a row when they beat The White Mamba 103.04 to 94.58. They were led by Arian Foster with 29.20 points and DeMarco Murray who got 17.20. AC/DC once said: "It's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll." However, in relatively short time, Unlikable Rhombus has rocked and rolled to claim the top spot in the league. When their streak started in Week 3, they were in just third place. They also have the highest scoring output in the league at 105.67 points per matchup. The White Mamba goes to 4-1 and falls to second place. Unlikable Rhombus has now knocked over DangeRUSS Wilson (93.14 to 87.34) and DeSean Jackass (119.62 to 85.52).

    Top Players

      • Arian Foster
      • 29.20
      • Julius Thomas
      • 18.60
      • DeMarco Murray
      • 17.20
      • San Diego Chargers Defense
      • 16.00

    Smooth Moves by Unlikable Rhombus

    • Looks like somebody has an eye for talent. Acquired Dwayne Allen, who exceeded his scoring projection by 195.7%, the fifth-highest percentage in the league.
    • Not the best, but in the conversation. Arian Foster ranked fourth in the league in scoring this week with 29.20 points. It was also the second-highest score of any player on Unlikable Rhombus this season.
    • DeMarco Murray put the team on his back with 17.20 points, the eighth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
    • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Dez Bryant posterizing opponents. He had the sixth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 14.50 points.
    • With only 3 of their 9 starters beating their projected points, Unlikable Rhombus was still able to win.

    Toyota Missed Opportunities

    • The White Mamba may have missed the opportunity for a win, but they gained an opportunity to be mercilessly taunted by Unlikable Rhombus. 
    • Left the Carolina Panthers Defense on the bench, where they scored 18.00 points and beat their projected point total by 199.4%, the third-highest percentage in the league this week.
    • With 5.70 points against a projected 7.93, Larry Fitzgerald did not meet his projection for the fourth straight game.
    • The RBs on The White Mamba let them down, getting outgunned by the RBs on Unlikable Rhombus 46.40 - 15.60.
    • Gotta hit rock button before you can start to rise. It was a season-low 8.40 points for Antonio Brown this week. It was also a season-low for his performance versus projections, reaching only 62.9% of a projected point total of 13.35.

    What If

    • If Unlikable Rhombus played The White Mamba every week, they would be 3-2 this season.
    • Unlikable Rhombus would have beaten five other teams besides The White Mamba this week.
    • Had they played each other last week, Unlikable Rhombus would have defeated The White Mamba 119.62 - 115.78.
    • If they played the same schedule as The White Mamba, Unlikable Rhombus would be 3-1.
    • Unlikable Rhombus would be 34-11 if they played every team every week.
    • Besides Unlikable Rhombus, The White Mamba would have been defeated by four other teams this week.
    • The White Mamba would be 3-1 if they played the same schedule as Unlikable Rhombus.
    • If they played every team every week, The White Mamba would be 32-13.

    Game Notes

    • Unlikable Rhombus got a combined 46.40 points from their RBs, the highest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this season.
    • Eat. Sleep. Conquer. Repeat. Unlikable Rhombus has won three games in a row, the longest current winning streak in the league.
    • Although The White Mamba lost, they did put up the seventh-highest score for a losing team in the league this season.
    • The margin of victory of 8.46 points was the smallest in the league this week.
    • What good are running backs if they are running backwards instead of forwards? The 15.60 total points by the RBs on The White Mamba was their smallest RB output this season.
    • It was a season-low point total for The White Mamba.
    • The White Mamba saw their four-game win streak come to an end.
    • Julius Thomas scored 18.60 points, the seventh-highest TE score in the league this season, but it was not enough to tip the scales in favor of The White Mamba.
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