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    Jerry Jones' Hookers Comes Back to Beat White Lightening, Claims Seventh Place

    Week 4

    • Jerry Jones' Hookers
    • 2-2
    • Weekly Grade: A-
    • 101.78
    • White Lightening
    • 1-3
    • Weekly Grade: B+
    • 86.02

    Jerry Jones' Hookers, down 24.82 on Sunday night, gave White Lightening a glimmer of hope, then ripped it away and defeated White Lightening 101.78 to 86.02. Jerry Jones' Hookers benefited from 24.48 points from Tony Romo and 23.40 from Frank Gore. While each team hit their projections, Jerry Jones' Hookers put up 12.5% more than a projected 90.48 points to get the win. For White Lightening, Colin Kaepernick and the Houston Texans Defense played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 21.52 and 13.00 points, respectively. Jerry Jones' Hookers (2-2, 355.64 points) climbs into seventh place while White Lightening (1-3, 349.38 points) drops to ninth place.

    Top Players

      • Tony Romo
      • 24.48
      • Frank Gore
      • 23.40
      • Colin Kaepernick
      • 21.52
      • Houston Texans Defense
      • 13.00

    Smooth Moves by Jerry Jones' Hookers

    • Frank Gore didn't have the best score of the week, but there ain't no shame in his game. He had 23.40 points, the third-highest RB score of the week and the eighth-highest RB score in the league this season.
    • Shipped in the mercenaries, picking up Tony Romo which scored 24.48 points to lead the matchup.
    • Made the right move in benching Brandin Cooks, who had 3.10 points, the lowest total of any starting WR on Jerry Jones' Hookers.
    • The 10.00 points scored by the San Diego Chargers Defense, which Jerry Jones' Hookers picked up this week, beat their projected point total of 6.90 by 45.0%.
    • Jerry Jones' Hookers is either a fortune teller or really knows his stuff. Malcom Floyd, who was picked up by Jerry Jones' Hookers, scored 9.90 points against a projected 7.09, topping his projection by 39.6%.

    Toyota Missed Opportunities

    • White Lightening should get prescription glasses. At least we assume that's why they didn't bother reading the expert articles from the Toyota Hall Of Fame.
    • White Lightening picked up LeGarrette Blount, who then fell short of his 3.73-point projection by scoring 2.50 points.
    • The RBs for White Lightening got outscored 28.80 - 12.50 by the RBs for Jerry Jones' Hookers.
    • White Lightening had only 3 of their 9 starters underperform versus their projections, but they still lost.
    • With 4.30 points versus a projected 9.00, Michael Crabtree scored only 47.8% of his projected point total.

    What If

    • If Jerry Jones' Hookers played White Lightening every week, they would be 2-2 this season.
    • Besides White Lightening, Jerry Jones' Hookers would have defeated seven other teams this week.
    • Jerry Jones' Hookers would be 1-2 if they played the same schedule as White Lightening.
    • If Jerry Jones' Hookers had played every team in the league each week, they would be 20-24.
    • White Lightening would have lost to four other teams besides Jerry Jones' Hookers this week.
    • Timing really is everything. Jerry Jones' Hookers would have lost to White Lightening 78.70 - 72.22 had they played each other last week.
    • If they played the same schedule as Jerry Jones' Hookers, White Lightening would be 1-2.
    • White Lightening would be 21-23 if they played every team every week.

    Game Notes

    • Although White Lightening lost, they did put up the ninth-highest score for a losing team in the league this season.
    • Jerry Jones' Hookers was able to cover the 13.06-point spread in the win.
    • Jason Witten scored 6.10 points against a projected 8.40 in the win and has now scored below his projection in every game this season.
    • What good are running backs if they are running backwards instead of forwards? The 12.50 total points by the RBs on White Lightening was their smallest RB output this season.
    • After scoring 11.00 points against a projected 8.02, Adam Vinatieri has now exceeded his projection in three straight weeks.
    • In the loss, Chris Ivory scored 10.00 points against a projected 7.03 and has now overachieved in three straight games.
    • Two of the starters for Jerry Jones' Hookers scored higher than the leading scorer for White Lightening.
    • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Kendall Wright needs to step it up! He scored 3.50 points against a projected 8.18 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
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