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    The Butt Trumpets Gets Win over Carl good 2 see U, Tacks On Third Straight Win

    Week 11

    • The Butt Trumpets
    • 7-4
    • Weekly Grade: A
    • 179.42
    • Carl good 2 see U
    • 6-5
    • Weekly Grade: C+
    • 130.52

    The Butt Trumpets might have to hire a conductor because this train is rolling on the right track!! They recorded the highest point total this week in addition to sealing their third straight win when they beat Carl good 2 see U 179.42 to 130.52. The streak, which has provided big momentum for The Butt Trumpets, has allowed them to move up from ninth place in Week 9 to third place now. They also have the second-highest scoring output in the league at 160.97 points per matchup. Carl good 2 see U goes to 6-5 and climbs to seventh place. The Butt Trumpets has recently defeated Keep It Copacetic (196.16 to 168.18) and Montpelier Dongs (172.44 to 153.60).

    Top Players

      • Le'Veon Bell
      • 29.20
      • Alshon Jeffery
      • 26.50
      • Brandon Marshall
      • 24.50
      • Andrew Luck
      • 20.62

    Smooth Moves by The Butt Trumpets

    • Le'Veon Bell didn't have the best score of the week, but there ain't no shame in his game. He had 29.20 points, the second-highest RB score of the week and the eighth-highest RB score in the league this season.
    • Alshon Jeffery ranked fifth in the league in scoring with 26.50 points, his highest output of the season.
    • With 13.00 points scored versus a projected 9.07, DeAndre Levy scored more points than projected for four straight games.
    • James Laurinaitis scored a season-high 15.50 points and beat his scoring projection by a season-high 42.3%.
    • With 18.00 points versus a projected 12.32, Jameel McClain exceeded his scoring projection by 46.1%.

    Toyota Roster Tune-up

    • Not reading the expert articles from the Hall Of Fame. And if they did, maybe they should pay better attention when they read.
    • Should have started Matt Ryan, who underachieved, but still had more points than the starting QB with 15.12 against a projected 18.47.
    • Jared Cook, who Carl good 2 see U picked up this week, scored below his 7.99-point projection with 3.40 points.
    • This is how people lose everything in casinos. Carl good 2 see U thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Kenny Vaccaro. However, he scored 4.50 points against a projected 9.31 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
    • The Butt Trumpets saw their RBs beat those on Carl good 2 see U 39.60 - 10.90.

    What If

    • If The Butt Trumpets played Carl good 2 see U every week, they would be 7-4 this season.
    • The Butt Trumpets would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
    • Had they played each other last week, The Butt Trumpets would have defeated Carl good 2 see U 172.44 - 134.36.
    • The Butt Trumpets would be 6-4 if they played the same schedule as Carl good 2 see U.
    • If The Butt Trumpets had played every team in the league each week, they would be 80-41.
    • Besides The Butt Trumpets, Carl good 2 see U would have been defeated by five other teams this week.
    • If they played the same schedule as The Butt Trumpets, Carl good 2 see U would be 4-6.
    • Carl good 2 see U would be 62-59 if they played every team every week.

    Game Notes

    • Maybe the league is colluding against them. All five of the losses for Carl good 2 see U this season have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.
    • The tragedy of being an underachiever is that Carl good 2 see U knows what they should be, but reality keeps telling them that they're wrong. They scored 130.52 points against a projected 166.37 and underachieved for the ninth time this season, including the last five weeks in a row.
    • The Butt Trumpets led the league in scoring for the second time this season with 179.42 points.
    • Eat. Sleep. Conquer. Repeat. The Butt Trumpets has won three games in a row, the longest current winning streak in the league.
    • The Butt Trumpets beat their scoring projection for the fifth time this season by scoring 179.42 points against a projected 175.91. They have now overachieved three weeks in a row.
    • What good are running backs if they are running backwards instead of forwards? The 10.90 total points by the RBs on Carl good 2 see U was their smallest RB output this season.
    • Speed, strength, agility, vision, and intelligence. It was all on display this week when the RBs on The Butt Trumpets collectively had their best week of the season with 39.60 points.
    • The Butt Trumpets had two starters score more points than the highest-scoring starter for Carl good 2 see U.
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