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    Titties and Beer Brings Down Sandman Assassins, Climbs to Seventh Place

    Week 11

    • Titties and Beer
    • 4-7
    • Weekly Grade: A
    • 168.24
    • Sandman Assassins
    • 3-8
    • Weekly Grade: A-
    • 135.64

    Titties and Beer played out of their minds, registering the sixth-highest point total this season to get past Sandman Assassins 168.24 to 135.64. A win is a win, but this one tastes just a bit sweeter for Titties and Beer who gets revenge for a 110.54 to 68.86 shellacking by Sandman Assassins in Week 2. Sandman Assassins had two players rank highly this week. Jamaal Charles scored 29.80 points while Kelvin Benjamin put up 25.90. Titties and Beer showed some mercy in the win, starting a player with zero points (Kyle Rudolph). Titties and Beer (4-7, 1,390.38 points) climbs into seventh place while Sandman Assassins (3-8, 1,333.06 points) stays down in ninth place.

    Top Players

      • Mike Evans
      • 39.90
      • Aaron Rodgers
      • 34.84
      • Jamaal Charles
      • 29.80
      • Eddie Lacy
      • 26.40

    Smooth Moves by Titties and Beer

    • Even the Wright brothers would be proud of this aerial performance. Mike Evans had 39.90 points, the highest WR score of the week and the third-highest WR score in the league this season.
    • Aaron Rodgers put up 34.84 points, which was the third-highest score in the league this week.
    • Eddie Lacy put the team on his back with 26.40 points, the fourth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
    • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and A.J. Green have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked fifth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 24.70 points.
    • Those were the projections? We thought that was the starting point. 5 of the 9 starters on Titties and Beer exceeded their projected points.

    Toyota Roster Tune-up

    • After that performance, we have to wonder if Sandman Assassins cares about becoming a Hall Of Famer at all. That's right, you're being judged by an online recap. 
    • Picked up DeAngelo Williams, who was last on the team in scoring with 4.80 points.
    • In the midst of a season-low in scoring, Mike Wallace also did not meet his projected points (7.80 points scored versus 13.43 projected) for the fifth time this season.
    • Sandman Assassins had only 4 of their 9 starters underperform versus their projections, but they still lost.
    • Martellus Bennett fell short of his scoring projection with 6.90 points, just 59.6% of his projected 11.57.

    What If

    • Titties and Beer would be 6-5 if they played Sandman Assassins every week.
    • Titties and Beer would have been undefeated if they played every team in the league this week.
    • Were they resting their players for this week? Titties and Beer would have defeated Sandman Assassins 161.10 - 118.18 had they played each other last week.
    • Titties and Beer would be 2-7 if they played the same schedule as Sandman Assassins.
    • If Titties and Beer had played every team in the league each week, they would be 47-52.
    • In addition to Titties and Beer, Sandman Assassins would have lost to just two other teams this week.
    • If they played the same schedule as Titties and Beer, Sandman Assassins would be 3-6.
    • Sandman Assassins would be 40-59 if they played every team every week.

    Game Notes

    • Luck has not been with Sandman Assassins, as six of their eight losses have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.
    • Titties and Beer scored 168.24 points, the highest in the league this week and sixth-highest in the league this season.
    • Don't you hate that guy that always has to one-up everybody? Sandman Assassins scored 135.64 points and lost. It is the ninth-highest losing score in the league this season.
    • The manager of Titties and Beer was probably the person who destroyed the curve on every test in school. They scored 168.24 points against a projected 140.30 and beat their scoring projection for the sixth time this season, including the last five weeks in a row.
    • With a combined 93.40 points from the WR position, Titties and Beer got the highest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this season.
    • The 32.60-point win by Titties and Beer beat the 22.13-point spread.
    • Titties and Beer beat Sandman Assassins at the top, with two of their starters outscoring the leading point-getter for Sandman Assassins.
    • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Vincent Jackson needs to step it up! He scored 7.30 points against a projected 16.67 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in five straight games.
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