Brady'sBrokenBitches Draft Report Card


Despite a Set of Monster RBs, Kurgans Angels Has Roster Filled with Meh

Draft Summary

Entering the draft with the fourth overall pick, the expectations were high for Kurgans Angels. Then they drafted. Those expectations quickly vanished with a projected mediocre eighth-place finish in Takataboyz League at 6-7-0 (1,414 points). They put together a three-headed monster in the backfield with their first three picks, selecting Eddie Lacy 4th overall, followed by Alfred Morris in the second round, and Lamar Miller in the third. These guys could be the key to the season for Kurgans Angels, as they are the top group of RBs in the league.

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Kurgans Angels should use Week 8 to consider life's great mysteries, like why abbreviation is such a long word. It would be better than checking fantasy football that week. They have four players and the most projected fantasy points on bye that week. Looking at the season as a whole, they have the hardest slate. Along with having the most demanding overall schedule, Kurgans Angels also has the second-most difficult last four games of the season.

Draft Notes

  • Highlight Reel

    Kurgans Angels is stacked at RB, but DEF isn't too shabby, either.

  • The Best Player Plays

    Kurgans Angels is the youngest squad in the league, with an average of just 4.3 years of NFL experience.

  • Good to Have Balance, Right?

    While the bottom half of the Kurgans Angels roster is one of the strongest in the league (projected to be No. 2), the top of the roster is among the weakest (ranked No. 11).

  • You Snooze, You Lose

    While the rest of the league slept on Devin Funchess, Kurgans Angels pounced on him at pick No. 148.

  • My One and Only

    Ignoring roster depth, Kurgans Angels chose only one player at three different positions (TE, DEF, and K).

Player Analysis

    • Eddie Lacy, RB
    • Round 1, Pick 4
    Feed Thy Beast

    Eddie Lacy will get the ball early and often, projected to finish third in the league with 329 touches.

    • Alfred Morris, RB
    • Round 2, Pick 21
    Maybe Morris Will Surprise

    Despite being an above-average player at his position, Alfred Morris was the weakest value pick of the round.

    • Lamar Miller, RB
    • Round 3, Pick 28
    Feel the Rhythm, Feel the Rhyme

    Get on up, it's Lamar Miller time! He's predicted to run cool this season with 190 projected points.

    • Jordan Cameron, TE
    • Round 6, Pick 69
    Was the 69th Pick the Right Time for Jordan Cameron?

    Kurgans Angels apparently believes it is. The Dolphins' tight end is projected to improve to the tune of 95 points this year, after only putting up 54 last year.

    • John Brown, WR
    • Round 7, Pick 76
    Apparently ADP is Overrated

    With their seventh-round pick, Kurgans Angels pulled the trigger. They took John Brown at pick number 76 despite an ADP of just 112 across all Yahoo! leagues.

Best Available

Kurgans Angels has four positions that may need to be addressed at some point, including QB and WR, which look like the biggest areas of need.

    • Marcus Mariota
    • Rank 134, ADP 121
    • Alex Smith
    • Rank 165, ADP 119
    • Anquan Boldin
    • Rank 76, ADP 106
    • Brandon LaFell
    • Rank 109, ADP 104
  • Bye Week Points Lost

    Each bar represents the total projected season points for each player that's on bye that week. This chart shows any potential bye week issues.

  • Pick Number Minus ADP
    Pick Number

    Bars above zero indicate a pick was selected later than a player's ADP. Bars below zero show players that were taken earlier than their ADP.

  • Avg Points by Position vs League
        Team     League

    The average projected points for all the players at each position versus the average projected points for all players at that position in the league.

  • Schedule by Opponent Points

    Week-by-week schedule with each opponent's projected season points. This chart shows any difficult or easy stretches in the schedule.

How We Grade

Draft grades are based strictly on teams' draft performances. This is calculated by counting the number of fantasy points teams are projected to score over the course of the season using their optimal line-ups. The grades do not take schedule into account. Because of bye weeks and other variables it is possible to earn a high grade yet be projected to finish in the middle of the pack. The opposite is also true. Bottom line: Fantasy Football is like the real game. You can draft the greatest talent in the world but you still need to manage your team every week to get the most out of that talent. As a wise man once said, "On any given Sunday..."

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1. (4) Eddie Lacy (GB - RB)
2. (21) Alfred Morris (Was - RB)
3. (28) Lamar Miller (Mia - RB)
4. (45) Jordan Matthews (Phi - WR)
5. (52) Tom Brady (NE - QB)
6. (69) Jordan Cameron (Mia - TE)
7. (76) John Brown (Ari - WR)
8. (93) Houston (Hou - DEF)
9. (100) Sam Bradford (Phi - QB)
10. (117) Breshad Perriman (Bal - WR)
11. (124) Eric Decker (NYJ - WR)
12. (141) Cody Parkey (Phi - K)
13. (148) Devin Funchess (Car - WR)
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