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    TarkentonsTinyTurtle Waxes Commane the Commish, Puts Them in Sixth Place

    Week 9

    • TarkentonsTinyTurtle
    • 4-5
    • Weekly Grade: A-
    • 120.26
    • Commane the Commish
    • 5-4
    • Weekly Grade: F
    • 60.06

    TarkentonsTinyTurtle got 33.66 points from Andrew Luck and 23.90 from Alfred Morris to destroy Commane the Commish 120.26 to 60.06. Is this fantasy football or mixed martial arts? Because this 60.20-point margin of victory was nothing short of a beatdown and was the fifth-highest recorded in the league this season. Free fallin' like Tom Petty, Commane the Commish suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 129.82 to 114.36 loss against StraightCashHomie. TarkentonsTinyTurtle earned a sportsmanship trophy, starting Nick Novak (0 points) to prevent the result from being even worse. Commane the Commish (5-4, 986.80 points) drops to sixth place and TarkentonsTinyTurtle (4-5, 963.70 points) remains in eighth place.

    Top Players

      • Andrew Luck
      • 33.66
      • Alfred Morris
      • 23.90
      • Denard Robinson
      • 17.40
      • Lamar Miller
      • 12.20

    Smooth Moves by TarkentonsTinyTurtle

    • The 33.66 points scored by Andrew Luck ranked fourth in the league in scoring. It is the highest output of any player on TarkentonsTinyTurtle this season.
    • There are rumors that the military wants to model a new all-terrain vehicle based off of Alfred Morris. He had the fourth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 23.90 points.
    • Denard Robinson put the team on his back with 17.40 points, the eighth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
    • TarkentonsTinyTurtle won even with Nick Novak in the starting lineup, who didn't score any points.
    • Did you use any black magic this week? TarkentonsTinyTurtle was still able to pull out a win with only 4 of their 9 starters exceeding their projected points.

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    • Yes, your team could have been better. But if you haven't gotten behind the wheel of the bold new Camry yet, that's your real missed opportunity.
    • All nine players in the starting lineup scored less than their projected points.
    • Left Shane Vereen on the bench, where he led the team in scoring with 15.20 points, beating his scoring projection by 17.9%, which also led the team.
    • Branden Oliver has now failed to reach his projection for three straight games. This week he scored 3.10 points versus a projected 14.18.
    • This is how people lose everything in casinos. Commane the Commish thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Steve Smith Sr. However, he scored 6.10 points against a projected 11.11 and has now underachieved in three straight games.

    What If

    • TarkentonsTinyTurtle would be 4-5 if they played Commane the Commish every week.
    • TarkentonsTinyTurtle would have beaten six other teams besides Commane the Commish this week.
    • If they played the same schedule as Commane the Commish, TarkentonsTinyTurtle would be 5-3.
    • TarkentonsTinyTurtle would be 44-55 if they played every team every week.
    • Commane the Commish would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
    • Timing really is everything. TarkentonsTinyTurtle would have lost to Commane the Commish 114.36 - 97.50 had they played each other last week.
    • Commane the Commish would be 5-3 if they played the same schedule as TarkentonsTinyTurtle.
    • If they played every team every week, Commane the Commish would be 54-45.

    Game Notes

    • Maybe the league is colluding against them. All four of the losses for Commane the Commish this season have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.
    • Six of the starters for TarkentonsTinyTurtle scored higher than the leading scorer for Commane the Commish.
    • It was the fifth-biggest margin of victory in the league this season at 60.20 points.
    • It was the lowest score of the season for Commane the Commish. Their 60.06 points were also last in the league in scoring for the week.
    • The 120.26 points by TarkentonsTinyTurtle was their lowest winning score of the season.
    • With a combined 53.50 points from their RBs, TarkentonsTinyTurtle got their highest combined scoring output from the RB position this season.
    • The RBs on Commane the Commish collectively had their worst week of the season with only 14.10 points.
    • Commane the Commish lost in a blowout. They are now 3-2 in blowout matchups this year.
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