The Shit Pumpers Tops JPC144 to Move into Fourth Place

Week 6

  • The Shit Pumpers
  • 3-3
  • Weekly Grade: A
  • 116.38
  • JPC144
  • 1-5
  • Weekly Grade: B
  • 102.5

The Shit Pumpers (3-3, 601.68 points) beat JPC144 (1-5, 500.80 points) 116.38 to 102.50, led by Chris Ivory with 25.60 points and Tom Brady who scored 23.48. The Shit Pumpers had a 63.70 to 40.70 advantage after the early games on Sunday. They gave up that lead after the late Sunday games and were behind 74.40 to 70.70. Sunday night came to an end with The Shit Pumpers up by 25.98 and they stayed on top through the rest of the matchup.

Top Players

    • Chris Ivory
    • 25.60
    • Tom Brady
    • 23.48
    • Colin Kaepernick
    • 22.60
    • John Brown
    • 17.60

Smooth Moves by The Shit Pumpers

  • The second-highest RB score of the week and the 10th-highest RB score of the season came from Chris Ivory, who scored 25.60 points.
  • Expect to see some trade offers for Tom Brady. He ranked eighth in the league in scoring with 23.48 points.
  • Benched the San Francisco 49ers Defense, which had the lowest DEF score on the team with 5.00 points.
  • Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Allen Robinson posterizing opponents. He had the 10th-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 14.60 points.
  • Rob Gronkowski had the fifth-highest TE score in the league this week with 11.00 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Remember that time you thought, "I don't need help from your stinking articles. I can beat The Shit Pumpers on my own." How'd it work out for you?
  • This is one of those mistakes that you continuously think about for ten years. Did not start Andrew Luck, who scored 27.98 points to rank third in the league in scoring.
  • Melvin Gordon was last in the matchup in scoring with 0.90 points against a projected 8.68 and has now underachieved in four straight games.
  • The RBs for JPC144 got outscored 37.10 - 18.10 by the RBs for The Shit Pumpers.
  • In the midst of a season-low in scoring, the New England Patriots Defense also did not meet their projected points (5.00 points scored versus 7.67 projected) for the third time this season.

What If

  • If The Shit Pumpers played JPC144 every week, they'd be 4-2 this season.
  • Besides JPC144, The Shit Pumpers would have defeated six other teams this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as JPC144, The Shit Pumpers would be 1-4.
  • If The Shit Pumpers had played every team in the league each week, they would be 29-25.
  • JPC144 would have lost to three other teams besides The Shit Pumpers this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, The Shit Pumpers would have lost to JPC144 99.38 - 96.10.
  • JPC144 would be 3-2 if they played the same schedule as The Shit Pumpers.
  • If they played every team every week, JPC144 would be 22-32.

Game Notes

  • JPC144 has lost five times and three of them have come to teams who beat their scoring average in that matchup.
  • Although JPC144 lost, they did put up the seventh-highest score for a losing team in the league this season.
  • The loss is the fourth straight for JPC144 and extends the longest current losing streak in the league.
  • The WRs on JPC144 collectively had their best week of the season with 39.90 points.
  • After scoring 11.00 points against a projected 8.34, Stephen Gostkowski has now exceeded his projection in four straight weeks.
  • The Shit Pumpers had two starters score more points than the highest-scoring starter for JPC144.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Dan Carpenter needs to step it up! He scored 3.00 points against a projected 7.94 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
  • The Shit Pumpers got 20.00 points from their TEs, the highest combined scoring output from the TE position for any team this week.
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