COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! Beats CoochsMomsCookies, Knocks Them Back into Ninth Place

Week 6

  • COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
  • 5-1
  • Weekly Grade: D
  • 71.1
  • CoochsMomsCookies
  • 2-4
  • Weekly Grade: D
  • 65.24

Even though they scored just the ninth-highest point total in the league this week, COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! (5-1, 610.38 points) managed to beat CoochsMomsCookies 71.10 to 65.24. COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! got real lucky, winning while putting up just 69.9% of their 101.73-point season average. It was a rough outing for CoochsMomsCookies, who fell to 2-4 (540.84 points) after coming up dead last in points. Matt Ryan was the leading scorer for COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! this week with 18.80 points.

Top Players

    • Matt Ryan
    • 18.80
    • Ryan Tannehill
    • 18.04
    • Gary Barnidge
    • 15.90
    • Antonio Gates
    • 9.50

Smooth Moves by COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

  • Rags to riches. That was the name of the game for Gary Barnidge who responded to being picked up by beating his projection by 175.1%, the third-highest percentage in the league.
  • COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! was still able to pull out a win with only 2 of their 9 starters exceeding their projected points.
  • Take that, you RB-loving traditionalists! COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! won even though both of their RBs scored below their projected points.
  • Even with three players not playing this week, COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! still got the win.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Dry your tears, study more articles and forget that your 71.10 to 65.24 loss ever happened.
  • Missed out on an opportunity by leaving the 19.00 points scored by the Philadephia Eagles Defense on the bench this week. They outperformed their projected point total by 177.9%, the second-highest percentage in the league.
  • Randall Cobb has now failed to reach his projection for three straight games. This week he scored 3.80 points versus a projected 12.46.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for the Baltimore Ravens Defense during this cold streak. They scored below their projection in three straight games after scoring 3.00 points against a projected 8.98 this week.
  • A.J. Green had a season-low 3.60 points against a projected 12.17 and has now underachieved in three straight games.

What If

  • If COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! played CoochsMomsCookies every week, they'd be 4-2 this season.
  • The schedule worked out for COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!!, as they would've lost to every other team in the league besides CoochsMomsCookies this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as CoochsMomsCookies, COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! would be 2-3.
  • If COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! had played every team in the league each week, they would be 33-21.
  • CoochsMomsCookies would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
  • Timing really is everything. COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! would have lost to CoochsMomsCookies 112.56 - 110.86 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!!, CoochsMomsCookies would be 3-2.
  • If they played every team every week, CoochsMomsCookies would be 26-28.

Game Notes

  • The bottom two scoring teams in the league this week were in this matchup.
  • It was the second time this season that CoochsMomsCookies has had the lowest score in the league.
  • The 71.10 points scored by COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! is the lowest winning score in the league this season.
  • Jordan Matthews had a season-low 3.90 points against a projected 10.18 in the win and has now scored below his projection in four straight games.
  • The WRs on CoochsMomsCookies collectively had their worst week of the season with only 7.40 points.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Julio Jones needs to step it up! He scored 9.30 points against a projected 12.33 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
  • Remember when they needed to remind Forrest Gump to STOP? Well, they may need to remind this group of runnings backs to GO. With 7.90 points, COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! got the lowest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this week.
  • COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! won despite failing to reach their projected point total, improving to 1-1 when doing so. CoochsMomsCookies also failed to reach their point expectation and falls to 0-3 in such games.
COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
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