COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! Beats Up Cooch for Third Consecutive Win

Week 3

  • COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
  • 3-0
  • Weekly Grade: A+
  • 153.1
  • Cooch
  • 2-1
  • Weekly Grade: B-
  • 105.1

COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! might have to hire a conductor because this train is rolling on the right track!! They recorded the highest score of the season in addition to sealing their third win in a row when they trashed Cooch 153.10 to 105.10. COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! is making magic happen for their team, as they have the highest overall point total in the league this season by averaging 128.33 points per matchup. Cooch falls to fourth place with a 2-1 record. It's not time to start talking about undefeated seasons yet, people, but COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! has kept the streak alive after demolishing Long Island Lobsters (126.32 to 87.54) and Viking Pillagers (105.56 to 103.88).

Top Players

    • Cam Newton
    • 29.90
    • Julio Jones
    • 28.40
    • Arizona Cardinals Defense
    • 28.00
    • LeGarrette Blount
    • 27.20

Smooth Moves by COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

  • The Arizona Cardinals Defense had the highest score of any DEF in the league this season with 28.00 points.
  • With 28.40 points, Julio Jones had the third-highest WR score of the week and the fourth-highest WR score in the league this season.
  • Not quite the best, but pretty darn good. LeGarrette Blount had the second-highest RB score of the week and the third-highest RB score in the league this season with 27.20 points.
  • The 25.40 points scored by Larry Fitzgerald was the fifth-highest WR score in the league this week and the ninth-best point total by a WR in the league this season.
  • Sat Alfred Morris, who scored 1.90 points, fewer than any RB in the starting lineup.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Fantasy Football is a mental sport. Using your brain is a great way to ensure success.
  • Left Steve Smith Sr. on the bench, where he scored the third-most points in the league and beat his projected point total by 246.7%, the second-highest percentage in the league.
  • COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! saw their RBs beat those on Cooch 33.30 - 12.50.
  • The best offense is a good defense. Cooch got beat 28.00 - 8.00 by COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! at the DEF position.
  • After a season-low 2.30 points against a projected 14.94, Marshawn Lynch has now scored below his projection in every game this season.

What If

  • COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! would be 3-0 if they played Cooch every week.
  • COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! would have defeated Cooch 105.56 - 73.80.
  • If they played the same schedule as Cooch, COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! would be 2-0.
  • If COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! had played every team in the league each week, they would be 25-2.
  • Cooch would have lost to three other teams besides COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! this week.
  • Cooch would be 1-1 if they played the same schedule as COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!!.
  • If they played every team every week, Cooch would be 13-14.

Game Notes

  • What does high score mean? Is that bad? What's that mean. did I break it? With 153.10 points, COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! had the highest score of any team in the league this season.
  • The 48.00-point margin of victory by COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! was the largest in the league this week.
  • COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! has beaten their projection every week this season, scoring 153.10 points against a projected 91.51 this week.
  • Although Cooch lost, they did put up the second-highest score for a losing team in the league this season.
  • COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!! remains undefeated in blowout games this season, improving to 2-0.
  • Cam Newton performed well in the loss, ranking fourth in the league in scoring with a season-high 29.90 points.
  • Jimmy Graham performed well in the loss by having the second-highest score of any TE in the league this week with 14.30 points.
  • Maybe pop in the tape of the best game of the season to feel better. Carlos Hyde had a season-low 6.10 points in the win against a projected 11.46 and scored below his projection for the second time this season.
COOCH SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
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