Viking Pillagers Embarrasses CoochsMomsCookies, Moves Up to Sixth Place

Week 13

  • Viking Pillagers
  • 6-7
  • Weekly Grade: A+
  • 123.32
  • CoochsMomsCookies
  • 5-8
  • Weekly Grade: C
  • 81.42

Has anyone seen CoochsMomsCookies's number? Oh wait, never mind, Viking Pillagers apparently has it. CoochsMomsCookies is winless this season versus Viking Pillagers, this time getting annihilated 123.32 to 81.42. Antonio Brown did the most damage, putting up 29.80 points for Viking Pillagers. The last time these teams met, Jeremy Hill led with 24.00. Viking Pillagers won 95.48 to 68.86 in Week 4, and now has a 34.26-point average margin of victory over CoochsMomsCookies.

Top Players

    • Antonio Brown
    • 29.80
    • Denver Broncos Defense
    • 23.00
    • A.J. Green
    • 18.80
    • Brandin Cooks
    • 16.40

Smooth Moves by Viking Pillagers

  • Antonio Brown played out of his mind, scoring the second-most points by a WR this week with 29.80 points. It also ranks as the fifth-greatest game by a WR this season.
  • The Denver Broncos Defense had 23.00 points, the second-highest DEF score of the week and the fourth-highest score among DEF in the league this season.
  • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Brandin Cooks have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked 10th in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 16.40 points.
  • Jeremy Hill put the team on his back with 15.80 points, the seventh-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
  • This is the bar, and this is the team jumping over it. Viking Pillagers had 5 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Some people are born losers, others develop it over time. Fortunately, there's a cure: Winning
  • CoochsMomsCookies had 7 starters fail to reach their projections.
  • A heated blanket would be a great gift for Todd Gurley during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in four straight games after scoring 4.10 points against a projected 14.07 this week.
  • With 3.20 points against a projected 8.26, Duke Johnson Jr. did not meet his projection for the third straight game.
  • The best offense is a good defense. CoochsMomsCookies got beat 23.00 - 6.00 by Viking Pillagers at the DEF position.

What If

  • If Viking Pillagers played CoochsMomsCookies every week, they'd be 7-6 this year.
  • Viking Pillagers would have beaten seven other teams besides CoochsMomsCookies this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as CoochsMomsCookies, Viking Pillagers would be 5-6.
  • Viking Pillagers would be 63-54 if they played every team every week.
  • CoochsMomsCookies would have been beaten by every other team in the league this week.
  • And they say procrastination doesn't pay off! Had they played each other last week, Viking Pillagers would have lost to CoochsMomsCookies 99.70 - 49.94.
  • CoochsMomsCookies would be 4-7 if they played the same schedule as Viking Pillagers.
  • CoochsMomsCookies would be 58-59 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • Three of the eight losses for CoochsMomsCookies this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.
  • With the loss, CoochsMomsCookies has the longest losing streak in the league, stretching back four straight games.
  • The margin of victory of 41.90 points was the largest in the league this week and ninth-biggest in the league this season.
  • U. G. L. Y. You ain't got no alibi, this was ugly. CoochsMomsCookies lost by the biggest margin of the week for the second time this season.
  • CoochsMomsCookies had the league's lowest score of the week for the third time this season.
  • With 123.32 points, Viking Pillagers had their highest score so far this season.
  • The 59.84 points by the WRs on Viking Pillagers was the season-high for combined points from the position.
  • Two of the starters for Viking Pillagers scored higher than the leading scorer for CoochsMomsCookies.
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