The Shit Pumpers Pulls Off Comeback over Piper Cubs, Rises to Second Place

Week 11

  • The Shit Pumpers
  • 7-4
  • Weekly Grade: C
  • 81.28
  • Piper Cubs
  • 4-7
  • Weekly Grade: D-
  • 58.3

The Shit Pumpers (7-4, 1,094.22 points) got the win over Piper Cubs (4-7, 952.00 points) 81.28 to 58.30, led by Tyler Eifert with 14.20 points and Tom Brady who scored 14.08. The Shit Pumpers scored first and went into Sunday in front 11.30 to 0. That advantage slipped away after the early Sunday games and they trailed by 24.00. The Shit Pumpers closed out the matchup with a comeback on Monday.

Top Players

    • Tyler Eifert
    • 14.20
    • Tom Brady
    • 14.08
    • Allen Robinson
    • 11.30
    • Brandon Marshall
    • 10.70

Smooth Moves by The Shit Pumpers

  • Tyler Eifert had the most points of any TE in the league this week with 14.20.
  • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Allen Robinson have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked ninth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 11.30 points.
  • With 10.40 points versus a projected 7.97, Ronnie Hillman exceeded his scoring projection by 30.4%.
  • Apparently playing within themselves was good enough. The Shit Pumpers won despite having only 3 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.
  • The Shit Pumpers won even though both of their WRs scored below their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • Dry your tears, study more articles and forget that your 81.28 to 58.30 loss ever happened.
  • Did not start Julius Thomas, who scored 8.80 points and beat his projected point total by a team-leading 35.9%.
  • Jason Witten has now underachieved in four straight games after scoring a matchup-low 2.70 points against a projected 7.69.
  • Did not start Demaryius Thomas, who led the team in scoring with 11.90 points.
  • All that glitters is not gold. Picked up Jay Cutler, who scored 10.50 points against his projected 14.28.

What If

  • If The Shit Pumpers played Piper Cubs every week, they would be 7-4 this season.
  • Besides Piper Cubs, The Shit Pumpers would have defeated five other teams this week.
  • Had they played each other last week, The Shit Pumpers would have defeated Piper Cubs 89.16 - 56.00.
  • The Shit Pumpers would be 5-4 if they played the same schedule as Piper Cubs.
  • The Shit Pumpers would be 58-41 if they played every team every week.
  • Piper Cubs would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
  • Piper Cubs would be 5-4 if they played the same schedule as The Shit Pumpers.
  • Piper Cubs would be 40-59 if they played every team every week.

Game Notes

  • The Shit Pumpers had three starters who scored more points than the highest-scoring starter for Piper Cubs.
  • The Shit Pumpers put up their smallest winning point total of the year.
  • Piper Cubs was last in the league in scoring for the second time this season.
  • The Shit Pumpers scored 81.28 points against a projected 102.09 and underachieved for the sixth time this season, including the last three weeks in a row.
  • Tom Brady had a season-low 14.08 points against a projected 22.76 in the win and has now scored below his projection in three straight games.
  • The Shit Pumpers improves to 1-1 in comeback games this season.
  • With 17.90 points, The Shit Pumpers got the highest combined scoring output from the TE position for any team this week.
  • Piper Cubs is now 3-2 in comeback games this season, including losses in their last two such contests.
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