RED RULZ COOCH DRULZ Lights Up Long Island Lobsters, Undefeated in the Series

Week 10

  • 7-3
  • Weekly Grade: C+
  • 95.76
  • Long Island Lobsters
  • 3-7
  • Weekly Grade: F
  • 57.32

RED RULZ COOCH DRULZ remains undefeated in two matchups with Long Island Lobsters after another big win, this time by a final score of 95.76 to 57.32. Long Island Lobsters must be as nervous as a cat in room full of rocking chairs when they see RED RULZ COOCH DRULZ on the schedule. They have lost by an average margin of 38.61 points this season when the two teams meet. This week, Kirk Cousins did the most damage, garnering 28.96 points. That's almost the same as Carlos Hyde, who led all players with 30.20 points the last time these teams met. We could write something blasting Long Island Lobsters for starting two players (Willie Snead and Eddie Lacy) who scored zero points. However, since they didn't bother changing the lineup, they probably won't read this anyway. RED RULZ COOCH DRULZ is averaging 111.04 points against Long Island Lobsters and beat them 126.32 to 87.54 in Week 1.

Top Players

    • Kirk Cousins
    • 28.96
    • Blake Bortles
    • 17.02
    • LeGarrette Blount
    • 13.70
    • Larry Fitzgerald
    • 13.00


  • Grabbed Kirk Cousins, who scored 28.96 points to lead the matchup.
  • Took Jameis Winston out of the starting lineup, who scored 14.86 points on the bench, fewer than the starting QB.
  • LeGarrette Blount put the team on his back with 13.70 points, the ninth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.
  • What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Larry Fitzgerald have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked sixth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 13.00 points.
  • Gary Barnidge had the third-highest TE score in the league this week with 12.50 points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • The "nothing" part of Hall or Nothing seems to be confusing people this year. You want the Hall. Go for the Hall.
  • Acquired and benched Karlos Williams, who scored 11.00 points and beat his projected point total by 119.1%, the 10th-highest percentage in the league.
  • Did not start the New York Giants Defense, which scored 7.00 points, surpassing their projected points by 133.6%, the ninth-highest percentage in the league.
  • Did not start Russell Wilson, who led the team in scoring with 17.80 points.
  • Long Island Lobsters picked up the Arizona Cardinals Defense, which then fell short of their 8.56-point projection by scoring 6.00 points.

What If

  • If RED RULZ COOCH DRULZ played Long Island Lobsters every week, they would be 6-4 this season.
  • Besides Long Island Lobsters, RED RULZ COOCH DRULZ would have defeated six other teams this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as Long Island Lobsters, RED RULZ COOCH DRULZ would be 4-4.
  • If RED RULZ COOCH DRULZ had played every team in the league each week, they would be 49-41.
  • Besides RED RULZ COOCH DRULZ, Long Island Lobsters would have been defeated by seven other teams this week.
  • Timing really is everything. RED RULZ COOCH DRULZ would have lost to Long Island Lobsters 102.34 - 95.18 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as RED RULZ COOCH DRULZ, Long Island Lobsters would be 3-5.
  • If they played every team every week, Long Island Lobsters would be 29-61.

Game Notes

  • Long Island Lobsters has lost four straight games, the longest current losing streak in the league.
  • The RBs on Long Island Lobsters collectively had their worst week of the season with only 9.80 points.
  • In the loss, Graham Gano scored 10.00 points against a projected 7.61 and has now overachieved in four straight games.
  • Not going to name names, but some people here aren't pulling their weight. Forget it, Travis Coons needs to step it up! He scored 3.00 points against a projected 7.37 in the win, and has now scored below his projection in five straight games.
  • RED RULZ COOCH DRULZ improves to 3-1 in blowout games this season.
  • With the big loss, Long Island Lobsters falls to 1-2 in blowout games this season.
  • RED RULZ COOCH DRULZ is at the top of the standings. This is the sixth week this season that they have been in first place.
  • With 57.32 points, Long Island Lobsters ranked ninth in the league in scoring this week.
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