The Shit Pumpers Wins Shocker Against CoochsMomsCookies, Goes to 2-0 Against Them

Week 10

  • The Shit Pumpers
  • 6-4
  • Weekly Grade: C
  • 89.16
  • CoochsMomsCookies
  • 5-5
  • Weekly Grade: D+
  • 70.18

The Shit Pumpers (6-4, 1,012.94 points) defeated CoochsMomsCookies (5-5, 954.34 points) 89.16 to 70.18, led by Tom Brady with 19.26 points and Rob Gronkowski who had 17.30. The Shit Pumpers was the first to put points on the board and by Sunday was already in front 11.50 to 0. That advantage slipped away like a wet bar of soap after the early Sunday games and they trailed by 18.10. The Shit Pumpers took the lead back during the late Sunday games and held on for the victory.

Top Players

    • Derek Carr
    • 19.28
    • Tom Brady
    • 19.26
    • Rob Gronkowski
    • 17.30
    • Todd Gurley
    • 14.90

Smooth Moves by The Shit Pumpers

  • Rob Gronkowski had the most points of any TE in the league this week with 17.30.
  • The Seattle Seahawks Defense scored 11.00 points and beat their scoring projection by 73.7%, which led the matchup.
  • The Shit Pumpers won even with Nick Folk in the starting lineup, who didn't score any points.
  • The 11.10 points scored by Ronnie Hillman outpaced his 8.25-point scoring projection by 34.5%.
  • Did you use any black magic this week? The Shit Pumpers was still able to pull out a win with only 3 of their 9 starters exceeding their projected points.

Toyota Roster Tune-up

  • You gave it the old college try. Unfortunately for you, this isn't college ball. This is professional football at the national level; you know the acronym.
  • Should have started Stefon Diggs, who underachieved, but still had the most points of any WR on the team with 5.60 against a projected 9.44.
  • CoochsMomsCookies had 8 of their 9 starters score less than their projected points.
  • This is how people lose everything in casinos. CoochsMomsCookies thought their luck would change and went back to the well with Mason Crosby. However, he scored 5.00 points against a projected 7.80 and has now underachieved in three straight games.
  • DeAngelo Williams fell short of his scoring projection with 6.90 points, just 41.4% of his projected 16.68.

What If

  • If The Shit Pumpers played CoochsMomsCookies every week, they would be 5-5 this season.
  • The Shit Pumpers would have beaten five other teams besides CoochsMomsCookies this week.
  • If they played the same schedule as CoochsMomsCookies, The Shit Pumpers would be 4-4.
  • If The Shit Pumpers had played every team in the league each week, they would be 52-38.
  • CoochsMomsCookies would have lost to five other teams besides The Shit Pumpers this week.
  • Timing really is everything. The Shit Pumpers would have lost to CoochsMomsCookies 135.14 - 88.36 had they played each other last week.
  • If they played the same schedule as The Shit Pumpers, CoochsMomsCookies would be 5-3.
  • If they played every team every week, CoochsMomsCookies would be 51-39.

Game Notes

  • The Shit Pumpers had their lowest winning score of the season with 89.16 points.
  • CoochsMomsCookies could not extend their three-game win streak.
  • The Shit Pumpers got 19.90 points from their TEs, the highest combined scoring output from the TE position for any team this week.
  • The Shit Pumpers got 87.6% of their points from players they drafted.
  • The Shit Pumpers is now 2-3 when failing to reach their projection and CoochsMomsCookies falls to 1-4 when scoring below their projected total.
  • CoochsMomsCookies could not pull out the win, but Todd Gurley did perform well with the eighth-best RB score in the league this week, scoring 14.90 points.
  • Although The Shit Pumpers won, Julian Edelman scored a season-low 5.30 points and only reached 43.8% of his projection, his lowest such percentage this season.
  • The 70.18 points scored by CoochsMomsCookies was below their average points per matchup of 95.43.
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