Draft Results
| Parole Models | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (1) | Adrian Peterson (Min - RB) |
| 2. | (28) | Matt Forte (Chi - RB) |
| 3. | (29) | Miles Austin (Dal - WR) |
| 4. | (56) | Ben Roethlisberger (Pit - QB) |
| 5. | (57) | Beanie Wells (Ari - RB) |
| 6. | (84) | Kenny Britt (Ten - WR) |
| 7. | (85) | Owen Daniels (Hou - TE) |
| 8. | (112) | Chicago (Chi - DEF) |
| 9. | (113) | Nate Kaeding (TB - K) |
| 10. | (140) | Roy Williams (Chi - WR) |
| 11. | (141) | Rashad Jennings (Oak - RB) |
| 12. | (168) | Davone Bess (Cle - WR) |
| 13. | (169) | Jared Cook (StL - TE) |
| 14. | (196) | David Garrard (NYJ - QB) |
| 15. | (197) | Rob Bironas (Ten - K) |
| 16. | (224) | Miami (Mia - DEF) |
| Kenny Britt's Tits | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (2) | Ray Rice (Bal - RB) |
| 2. | (27) | Peyton Manning (Den - QB) |
| 3. | (30) | Greg Jennings (Min - WR) |
| 4. | (55) | Matt Schaub (Hou - QB) |
| 5. | (58) | Joseph Addai (NE - RB) |
| 6. | (83) | Chad Johnson (Mia - WR) |
| 7. | (86) | Josh Freeman (TB - QB) |
| 8. | (111) | New Orleans (NO - DEF) |
| 9. | (114) | Josh Brown (NYG - K) |
| 10. | (139) | Ronnie Brown (SD - RB) |
| 11. | (142) | Ben Tate (Hou - RB) |
| 12. | (167) | Tony Moeaki (KC - TE) |
| 13. | (170) | Atlanta (Atl - DEF) |
| 14. | (195) | Donnie Avery (KC - WR) |
| 15. | (198) | Dexter McCluster (KC - WR,RB) |
| 16. | (223) | Tennessee (Ten - DEF) |
| SHIVA BLASTER | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (3) | Arian Foster (Hou - RB) |
| 2. | (26) | Tony Romo (Dal - QB) |
| 3. | (31) | Peyton Hillis (KC - RB) |
| 4. | (54) | Wes Welker (Den - WR) |
| 5. | (59) | Santonio Holmes (NYJ - WR) |
| 6. | (82) | Anquan Boldin (SF - WR) |
| 7. | (87) | Jimmy Graham (NO - TE) |
| 8. | (110) | New England (NE - DEF) |
| 9. | (115) | Michael Bush (Chi - RB) |
| 10. | (138) | Danny Amendola (NE - WR) |
| 11. | (143) | Neil Rackers (Was - K) |
| 12. | (166) | Roy Helu (Was - RB) |
| 13. | (171) | Zach Miller (Sea - TE) |
| 14. | (194) | Colt McCoy (SF - QB) |
| 15. | (199) | Robbie Gould (Chi - K) |
| 16. | (222) | Houston (Hou - DEF) |
| Percy's Pot Dealer | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (4) | Jamaal Charles (KC - RB) |
| 2. | (25) | Frank Gore (SF - RB) |
| 3. | (32) | Reggie Wayne (Ind - WR) |
| 4. | (53) | Percy Harvin (Sea - WR) |
| 5. | (60) | Daniel Thomas (Mia - RB) |
| 6. | (81) | Cedric Benson (GB - RB) |
| 7. | (88) | Matthew Stafford (Det - QB) |
| 8. | (109) | Tony Gonzalez (Atl - TE) |
| 9. | (116) | Malcom Floyd (SD - WR) |
| 10. | (137) | Darren Sproles (NO - RB) |
| 11. | (144) | Alex Henery (Phi - K) |
| 12. | (165) | Donovan McNabb (Min - QB) |
| 13. | (172) | Brent Celek (Phi - TE) |
| 14. | (193) | Greg Little (Cle - WR) |
| 15. | (200) | Kansas City (KC - DEF) |
| 16. | (221) | Jacoby Ford (Oak - WR) |
| The Rose Gardeners | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (5) | Rashard Mendenhall (Ari - RB) |
| 2. | (24) | Shonn Greene (Ten - RB) |
| 3. | (33) | Vincent Jackson (TB - WR) |
| 4. | (52) | Ryan Grant (GB - RB) |
| 5. | (61) | Stevie Johnson (Buf - WR) |
| 6. | (80) | Vernon Davis (SF - TE) |
| 7. | (89) | Kevin Kolb (Buf - QB) |
| 8. | (108) | Philadelphia (Phi - DEF) |
| 9. | (117) | Stephen Gostkowski (NE - K) |
| 10. | (136) | Jay Cutler (Chi - QB) |
| 11. | (145) | James Starks (GB - RB) |
| 12. | (164) | Jerome Simpson (Min - WR) |
| 13. | (173) | Jerome Harrison (Det - RB) |
| 14. | (192) | Todd Heap (Ari - TE) |
| 15. | (201) | Billy Cundiff (SF - K) |
| 16. | (220) | Minnesota (Min - DEF) |
| Ponder's Porn Palace | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (6) | LeSean McCoy (Phi - RB) |
| 2. | (23) | Mike Wallace (Mia - WR) |
| 3. | (34) | LeGarrette Blount (NE - RB) |
| 4. | (51) | Jahvid Best (Det - RB) |
| 5. | (62) | Mario Manningham (SF - WR) |
| 6. | (79) | Jonathan Stewart (Car - RB) |
| 7. | (90) | Sam Bradford (StL - QB) |
| 8. | (107) | Willis McGahee (Den - RB) |
| 9. | (118) | A.J. Green (Cin - WR) |
| 10. | (135) | Dustin Keller (Mia - TE) |
| 11. | (146) | Michael Crabtree (SF - WR) |
| 12. | (163) | Garrett Hartley (NO - K) |
| 13. | (174) | Oakland (Oak - DEF) |
| 14. | (191) | Andy Dalton (Cin - QB) |
| 15. | (202) | Steve Breaston (KC - WR) |
| 16. | (219) | Taiwan Jones (Oak - RB) |
| Moose Knuckles | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (7) | Michael Vick (Phi - QB) |
| 2. | (22) | Hakeem Nicks (NYG - WR) |
| 3. | (35) | Ahmad Bradshaw (NYG - RB) |
| 4. | (50) | Brandon Marshall (Chi - WR) |
| 5. | (63) | BenJarvus Green-Ellis (Cin - RB) |
| 6. | (78) | Brandon Jacobs (SF - RB) |
| 7. | (91) | Marcedes Lewis (Jac - TE) |
| 8. | (106) | Lance Moore (NO - WR) |
| 9. | (119) | Santana Moss (Was - WR) |
| 10. | (134) | Dallas (Dal - DEF) |
| 11. | (147) | Marion Barber (Chi - RB) |
| 12. | (162) | DeMarco Murray (Dal - RB) |
| 13. | (175) | Jason Snelling (Atl - RB) |
| 14. | (190) | Robert Meachem (SD - WR) |
| 15. | (203) | Shaun Suisham (Pit - K) |
| 16. | (218) | Stevan Ridley (NE - RB) |
| PJD's Shirtless Men | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (8) | Aaron Rodgers (GB - QB) |
| 2. | (21) | Steven Jackson (Atl - RB) |
| 3. | (36) | Dwayne Bowe (KC - WR) |
| 4. | (49) | Felix Jones (Phi - RB) |
| 5. | (64) | Jeremy Maclin (Phi - WR) |
| 6. | (77) | Rob Gronkowski (NE - TE) |
| 7. | (92) | Mike Sims-Walker (Jac - WR) |
| 8. | (105) | Thomas Jones (KC - RB) |
| 9. | (120) | Matt Cassel (Min - QB) |
| 10. | (133) | Brandon Pettigrew (Det - TE) |
| 11. | (148) | Deion Branch (NE - WR) |
| 12. | (161) | Toby Gerhart (Min - RB) |
| 13. | (176) | David Buehler (NYG - K) |
| 14. | (189) | Arizona (Ari - DEF) |
| 15. | (204) | Joe Webb (Min - QB) |
| 16. | (217) | Javarris James (Ari - RB) |
| Love Boat Captain | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (9) | Chris Johnson (Ten - RB) |
| 2. | (20) | Darren McFadden (Oak - RB) |
| 3. | (37) | Knowshon Moreno (Den - RB) |
| 4. | (48) | Mike Williams (TB - WR) |
| 5. | (65) | Marques Colston (NO - WR) |
| 6. | (76) | Dallas Clark (TB - TE) |
| 7. | (93) | Joe Flacco (Bal - QB) |
| 8. | (104) | Baltimore (Bal - DEF) |
| 9. | (121) | Steve Smith (Car - WR) |
| 10. | (132) | Braylon Edwards (NYJ - WR) |
| 11. | (149) | Matt Bryant (Atl - K) |
| 12. | (160) | Mark Sanchez (NYJ - QB) |
| 13. | (177) | Ricky Williams (Bal - RB) |
| 14. | (188) | San Francisco (SF - DEF) |
| 15. | (205) | Chris Cooley (Was - TE) |
| 16. | (216) | Dan Carpenter (Mia - K) |
| Tebow's Bible Camp | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (10) | Andre Johnson (Hou - WR) |
| 2. | (19) | Philip Rivers (SD - QB) |
| 3. | (38) | Brandon Lloyd (NE - WR) |
| 4. | (47) | Jermichael Finley (GB - TE) |
| 5. | (66) | Mike Tolbert (Car - RB) |
| 6. | (75) | Fred Jackson (Buf - RB) |
| 7. | (94) | Plaxico Burress (Pit - WR) |
| 8. | (103) | Danny Woodhead (SD - RB) |
| 9. | (122) | Pierre Garcon (Was - WR) |
| 10. | (131) | Detroit (Det - DEF) |
| 11. | (150) | Delone Carter (Ind - RB) |
| 12. | (159) | Emmanuel Sanders (Pit - WR) |
| 13. | (178) | Charlie Whitehurst (SD - QB) |
| 14. | (187) | Ryan Longwell (Sea - K) |
| 15. | (206) | Steve Smith (TB - WR) |
| 16. | (215) | Isaac Odim (SD - RB) |
| Wilf's 'stache | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (11) | Roddy White (Atl - WR) |
| 2. | (18) | Drew Brees (NO - QB) |
| 3. | (39) | DeAngelo Williams (Car - RB) |
| 4. | (46) | Antonio Gates (SD - TE) |
| 5. | (67) | Austin Collie (Ind - WR) |
| 6. | (74) | Marshawn Lynch (Sea - RB) |
| 7. | (95) | C.J. Spiller (Buf - RB) |
| 8. | (102) | Lee Evans (Jac - WR) |
| 9. | (123) | Jordy Nelson (GB - WR) |
| 10. | (130) | Jacoby Jones (Bal - WR) |
| 11. | (151) | Visanthe Shiancoe (NE - TE) |
| 12. | (158) | Nick Folk (NYJ - K) |
| 13. | (179) | Bernard Berrian (Min - WR) |
| 14. | (186) | San Diego (SD - DEF) |
| 15. | (207) | Matt Hasselbeck (Ind - QB) |
| 16. | (214) | Nate Burleson (Det - WR) |
| I Touchdown There | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (12) | Calvin Johnson (Det - WR) |
| 2. | (17) | Michael Turner (Atl - RB) |
| 3. | (40) | DeSean Jackson (Phi - WR) |
| 4. | (45) | Matt Ryan (Atl - QB) |
| 5. | (68) | Ryan Mathews (SD - RB) |
| 6. | (73) | Tim Hightower (Was - RB) |
| 7. | (96) | Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF) |
| 8. | (101) | Kellen Winslow (NE - TE) |
| 9. | (124) | Mike Thomas (Det - WR) |
| 10. | (129) | LaDainian Tomlinson (SD - RB) |
| 11. | (152) | Aaron Hernandez (NE - TE) |
| 12. | (157) | Vince Young (Buf - QB) |
| 13. | (180) | Jacquizz Rodgers (Atl - RB) |
| 14. | (185) | Javon Ringer (Ten - RB) |
| 15. | (208) | Adam Vinatieri (Ind - K) |
| 16. | (213) | Eric Decker (Den - WR) |
| Feisty Fingers | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (13) | Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR) |
| 2. | (16) | Sidney Rice (Sea - WR) |
| 3. | (41) | Devin Hester (Chi - WR) |
| 4. | (44) | Mason Crosby (GB - K) |
| 5. | (69) | Eli Manning (NYG - QB) |
| 6. | (72) | Green Bay (GB - DEF) |
| 7. | (97) | Reggie Bush (Det - RB) |
| 8. | (100) | Pierre Thomas (NO - RB) |
| 9. | (125) | Greg Olsen (Car - TE) |
| 10. | (128) | Johnny Knox (Chi - WR) |
| 11. | (153) | Devin Aromashodu (Min - WR) |
| 12. | (156) | Ryan Fitzpatrick (Ten - QB) |
| 13. | (181) | Lance Kendricks (StL - TE) |
| 14. | (184) | New York (NYG - DEF) |
| 15. | (209) | Montario Hardesty (Cle - RB) |
| 16. | (212) | Ryan Succop (KC - K) |
| Cheeseheads | ||
|---|---|---|
| 1. | (14) | Maurice Jones-Drew (Jac - RB) |
| 2. | (15) | Tom Brady (NE - QB) |
| 3. | (42) | Mark Ingram (NO - RB) |
| 4. | (43) | Dez Bryant (Dal - WR) |
| 5. | (70) | Jason Witten (Dal - TE) |
| 6. | (71) | Julio Jones (Atl - WR) |
| 7. | (98) | New York (NYJ - DEF) |
| 8. | (99) | Kyle Orton (Dal - QB) |
| 9. | (126) | Donald Driver (GB - WR) |
| 10. | (127) | Hines Ward (Pit - WR) |
| 11. | (154) | James Jones (GB - WR) |
| 12. | (155) | Ryan Torain (NYG - RB) |
| 13. | (182) | Sebastian Janikowski (Oak - K) |
| 14. | (183) | Jason Campbell (Cle - QB) |
| 15. | (210) | Tim Tebow (NYJ - QB) |
| 16. | (211) | Ed Dickson (Bal - TE) |